23 juin 2013

À quoi ressemble...

...une bibliothèque avant, pendant et après le baccalauréat ?

Réponse en images.


AVANT LE BAC


 


PENDANT LE BAC

LA VEILLE DU BAC







  

AU RATTRAPAGE (hin hin hin...)




APRÈS LE BAC




18 juin 2013

Possessive

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16 juin 2013

Some saturdays at the library with children, people with motor disability and mentally handicapped persons.

Ok, saturdays at the library, hum.


First, I hate saturdays at the library.
Too many people and noise.

Including CHILDREN.
Running ALL AROUND the space.
SREAMING, YELLING, CRYING.
I rather not talk about the parents, haha.

Second, the OTHERS.
They are also too many. 



So, when disabled people come to say "hello" in this shitty mess, I confess sometimes I just wanna cry or run away or LAUGH or being MEAN. I know, it's bad. Baaad. I'm not a good person. I'm Librarian Beatrix Kiddo. Except I'd love to kill more than one Bill at my work.



"Come on sweetheart, give this dvd to the lady, okay baby? NOOOOO I WON'T DON'T WANT WON'T DO IT'S MINE come on cupcake darling, it's time to come back home with this nice dvd and watch it eating your favourite cookie isn't it? IT'S MINE WON'T GIVE HER oh love, you have to do it otherwise the lady will be very angry at you NO NO NO"

...

First, THIS.

IS THIS HUMAN ?!!

If only I could use my lash at work.
With this little kind of prick.
AND with the mother.
Pills DO exist, darling.




Next, the guys with a motor disability.
Man, that's terrible.
Of course I help them, I do everything I can the best I can.
As I always try to do in any circumstance.

Even if I'm overwhelmed.
Even if there are mountains of documents all around me that I didn't even checked yet.
Even if the line of people waiting at my office for me to book their documents or give them some advices or answers to their questions is long as the fucking Danube.
Even if it seems like all the people of this fucking city had decided to meet at the library.
AT THE SAME TIME, THE SAME DAY.

Anyway :
I will be here for you, man.
Available and lovely.


"M'am can you attach my bag on my wheelchair? Also, I think I changed my mind about several documents I took".

"Of course WHAT THE FUCK, no big deal I'M GONNA PUT YOUR WHEELS IN YOUR ASS THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO".



HHH.

And finally, hey what a lovely surprise ! the "gbllglb" man and his nice "mnnanemne" fellow come to ask you where the dvds about cars and planes are, like every saturday.



Special needs teacher : "Come on, Benjamin, go ask the lady where is your dvd. Nathan don't be scared and calm down stop clap your hands everything's fine you've done that already remember?"
Benjamin : "Hellgllblllblplanegllmmmmglbl"
Special needs teacher : "Did you say please?"
Benjamin : "gbll"
Special needs teacher : "Ok, Nathan? Do you want to borrow a nice dvd about cars today?"
Nathan : "Mmnnennm"
Special needs teacher : "Okaaay, next time then".
Special needs teacher : "Hello Miss, where can we find dvds about planes??"



"IN YOUR ASS"



"OOOOOOPPPSSSSSSSS"



I'm such a bitch I know.

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